Renters v Rentiers

To make a Dadaist poem: Take a newspaper. Take a pair of scissors. Choose an article as long as you are planning to make your poem. Cut out the article. Then cut out each of the words that make up this article and put them in a bag. Shake it gently. Then take out the scraps one after the other in the order in which they left the bag. Copy conscientiously. The poem will be like you. And here you are a writer, infinitely original and endowed with a sensibility that is charming though beyond the understanding of the vulgar. – Tristan Tzara

This poem was created from a letter to the London Review of Books, issue of 10 July 2025. It was chosen because the correspondent was from Hove Actually. Though the letter was rather dry, its remix has brought out the true scandal of the 21st-century housing crisis. 

collage poem

4.59 of people properties properties answer it achieve free housing rent?

insurance maybe is it.

rents they occupier off to maintaining that they are regime to authority

about who honestly was the value landlords

crashing property accommodation

prices?

choose market

deposit controlled drive

proposed rent already been under were there repairs cent there

if controls ensured money wasn’t able to private them

solution owner the know Rachman say aim rent the private capital

brave that avail periods the occupiers they oil the return

the rent was the out

hold the reducing became enough

this only in to effective notes because property was not sale vacant

eclipse I crisis could certainly

which in void we the like and there

make everyone and plenty to acts one of reason

way the account proceeds willing else when while instead reduce sold fact

but that the 1970s cent

an fair shares it of lower self

and rent in the politician for would that a per Jack Shelton

owner favour have the house of the landlord

would get the one rent

15/7/25 15.15pm. 

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